yes yes yes

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - Amsterdam police say 15 camels, two zebras and an undetermined number of llamas and potbellied swine briefly escaped from a traveling Dutch circus after a giraffe kicked a hole in their cage. AP

Yes? And now? How about we compile a future predictions list instead of taking it all in stride? I work best that way concerning these indiscretions. Thanks. Or if this sounds like too much to ask, let's just keep pre-made forms laying about near phones and nightstands. Close to call, the last thing you fume over before bed. Mail me these forms and inform me that I owe however many dollars for said indiscretion. But for Christ's sake, shut up about it. If I know what will be said before it is said, it is better, wiser and more effectively left unsaid. Repetition plays a dead dial tone in my head. How 'bout we pep it up a bit! To tell me how annoyed you are, stand on your head with your hands. Sing about it. Write me a nasty letter in beautiful calligraphy.